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Dark-orchestra

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Hanson, MA
Job: student.

"not only do i HAVE imagination, i fucking AM imagination. every time you imagine something, it's really just me giving you an idea" -Ihavesexwithtacos

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Score: 8
(Twisted) Cooking Mama

"good game"

date: November 26, 2008

but unfortunatley for you, your veg-propaganda will not affect me in any way.
I loved the egg level by the way. Didn't really fit the theme. The rest of it was "slaughtering an innocent animal", however there is nothing wrong with eggs. It's not so much veggitarians that piss me off but vegans, preaching how milk and cheese and eggs are evil too. Eggs are unfertalised, which means there is no living creature inside. And it's not like we're putting a chicen through hell to get the eggs, they lay them by themselves. The egs we eat are basically the result of a chicken period. Milk is fine too. If we didn't milk the cow, it's udder would literally explode. A cow NEEDS to be milked. And cheese is just made out of milk.

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Score: 0
Fuck Mr.Hatcher

"so...................."

submission: Fuck Mr.Hatcher
date: November 2, 2008

It's Meet'N'Fuck (which i hate) but with two guys, shittier graphics, and more of your dry, easily predictable humor. I'm so glad I wasted my time.
Oh and for all of you who are just going to call me a homophobe (probably the same people who would call me a racist for not supporting Obama), I'm not. I just don't like to watch gay porn, you know, because I'm not gay. Idiots.

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Score: 10
Rwd: 021 Meet'n'fuck

"oh my god"

date: September 21, 2008

some of the funniest shit I've seen in quite some time.
Do you have an official youtube version, and if so may i have permission to put it on my blog post about the Meet'N'Fuck games?

September 21, 2008

Author's Response:

It's not on youtube, i might put it on there later today.

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Score: 0
Meet'N'Fuck: Road Trip

"oh man"

date: September 3, 2008

so hot! i just wish the scenes were alot longer and you didn't need to press anything so that i could jerk off to this!

Serously, again? Why did you make this? This is even worse than the others, wich sucked.

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Score: 10
The C word

"Wow..."

submission: The C word
date: August 13, 2008

one of the most grotesque....disgusting...totally satisfying games i have played in a long time,

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Score: 0
Meet'N'Fuck Therapy

"are you fucking kidding me?"

date: August 13, 2008

this is even worse than the last few. At least the last ones you actually had to fucking DO something. This was literally click a button and watch a single cell of shitty animation speed up when preffesional nurses get all wet cuz they've been told they look like they would make great pornstars, despite the fact that in a real scenario the dude would get the shit beat out of him by "Jade" and "Katie".

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Score: 10
Shore Siege!

"finaly"

submission: Shore Siege!
date: August 7, 2008

recently, Defense games have been going downhill. Now, it's always one of those "set up guns around a track anh hope they kill all the enemies" as opposed tothe "click the fucking enemy and kill it" kind. This one revisited the old school and the added twist of being able to kill certain enemies with certain weapons added to the fun and the challenge of the game.
Should probably make more.

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Score: 10
Anaksha: Female Assassin

"Amazing"

date: August 6, 2008

It was way too fun especially as far as assassin games go. I was disappointed with the "Lifetime" esque story, but after reading the FAQ it was respectable.
I am demanding a followup....

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Score: 0
The Sicksons

"no................"

submission: The Sicksons
date: July 31, 2008

wrong. This is in no way shape or form better than any of the new episodes, wich is saying something considering my complete hatred for the new episodes. I understand that everything was supposed to be "so stupid and terrible it was funny", but unfortunatley for you the turnout you were hoping for is accomplished by almost nobody, and it just came out stupid, annoying, horrid quality, and very very unfunny.

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Score: 8
The Night Before

"it was good"

submission: The Night Before
date: July 29, 2008

It was really entertaining while it lasted. My problems with it were
-too short, mainly because it wasn't as much of a challenge as most point-and-click-games

-the last 4 bars were all the same, except for the last one wich changed it up a tiny bit. They were all "Drink 5 drinks, kill me some bugs, i want some form of sandwich, beat me in a minigame". so, last 4 were a bit tedious.

but never the less, really fun.

July 30, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks, yeah I stuck with a similar theme because most bars are similar lol, plus time and filesize restraints only allow me to squeeze so much into a game for now!!

Thanks for playing and reviewing!!

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