Score: 10

"I liked this game alot..."

submission: Vorago

date: July 24, 2009

It was a fantastic point and click game with a cool feel. But I have some shit I have to say not about the game.

1). For everyone who's saying "Oh, it would have been better if it wasn't about religion", piss off. Just because you're not religious doesn't mean somebody can't make a fucking game with religious themes. Especially if it's something badass, you know, like monster-influenced hell massacre apocalypse. Like one asshole somewhere beneath me said "Dude, you didn't have to make it about religion". Yeah, you're right, but he wanted to, so go choke.

2). Shut up about this being a mist rip off. As if it's unheard of for a game on newgrounds to be influenced by a movie. And think of this. If this movie is based upon biblical events and is also a recreation of The Mist, than The Mist is just a rip off of a story in the Bible, but I don't see any of you bitching to Stephen King.

Anyway, it was a real fun game, though the RC Car thing was a bit annoying (not nearly as bad as people are saying though. It was pretty easy once you found the really simple-to-follow path).

Score: 8

"Nice game"

submission: Harald.

date: July 13, 2009

looked great, good challenge, fun concept, and I fucking love vikings.
Hit detection was really poor though. It was tough to hir enemies, and there was a 98% chance they were going to hit first.

This game could be a fun, replayable addition to my favorites if you worked on that.

Score: 10

"You fail to impress me..."

submission: Sonny 2

date: April 22, 2009

But that, of course, is because at this point, to impress me you would have to make a shitty flash. I would be impressed it you possessed the ability to make a terrible flash.
See, my logic goes like this:
There are people who can crank out flashes that are mediocre at best. When they release something incredible,it is very impressive. That is because they had never done so before. In comparison to other work, it show an IMPRESSIVE amount of effort.

You, however, appear to shit flash gold. I believe you would have to put an IMPRESSIVE amount of effort in to make something sub-par.

So, you don't impress me one bit.
Keep it that way...

Score: 10

"Very clever"

submission: The Hard Way

date: April 20, 2009

I would be lying If I said I saw it coming.

Score: 10

"so god damn epic..."

submission: Ultimate Crab Battle

date: February 20, 2009

though I must admit I hated when rambo came out... If it weren't for him, I might have actually beat it on hard...

Score: 8

"good game"

submission: (Twisted) Cooking Mama

date: November 26, 2008

but unfortunatley for you, your veg-propaganda will not affect me in any way.
I loved the egg level by the way. Didn't really fit the theme. The rest of it was "slaughtering an innocent animal", however there is nothing wrong with eggs. It's not so much veggitarians that piss me off but vegans, preaching how milk and cheese and eggs are evil too. Eggs are unfertalised, which means there is no living creature inside. And it's not like we're putting a chicen through hell to get the eggs, they lay them by themselves. The egs we eat are basically the result of a chicken period. Milk is fine too. If we didn't milk the cow, it's udder would literally explode. A cow NEEDS to be milked. And cheese is just made out of milk.

Score: 10

"oh my god"

submission: Rwd: 021 Meet'n'fuck

date: September 21, 2008

some of the funniest shit I've seen in quite some time.
Do you have an official youtube version, and if so may i have permission to put it on my blog post about the Meet'N'Fuck games?

Score: 10

"Wow..."

submission: The C word

date: August 13, 2008

one of the most grotesque....disgusting...totally satisfying games i have played in a long time,

Score: 10

"finaly"

submission: Shore Siege!

date: August 7, 2008

recently, Defense games have been going downhill. Now, it's always one of those "set up guns around a track anh hope they kill all the enemies" as opposed tothe "click the fucking enemy and kill it" kind. This one revisited the old school and the added twist of being able to kill certain enemies with certain weapons added to the fun and the challenge of the game.
Should probably make more.

Score: 10

"Amazing"

submission: Anaksha: Female Assassin

date: August 6, 2008

It was way too fun especially as far as assassin games go. I was disappointed with the "Lifetime" esque story, but after reading the FAQ it was respectable.
I am demanding a followup....